Nobody in that age talk to each other like that. Heres the thing about chipotle, Im a Mexican who grew up East LA. The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. Im in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. A woman uses the toothpaste designed to fight bacteria for a healthier mouth so she's totally ready to meet Mr. I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. and my name is Szaz. The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe. The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa. I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. That part of the machine, which would go into the urethra area, looks larger than a freaking Sharpie! The ad is way too short to be annoying. The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. Progressive commercials, they are getting dumber by the day. Like the old one he did wasnt bad enough - ITS FREEEE! Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel. Its for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. "And now, we wear the pahnts!". Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? And that fucking song. Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial? The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special.". R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. Yeah thanks guys. Cleaner taste. The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl. Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think its the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. while backed against the side of the black vehicle with her arms spread out along it, as if she were shielding her cubs from a predator. spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown? The Oikos yogurt commercial featuring a young woman "singing" Chris Isaak's Wicked Game at karaoke. Especially SAG. I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. R471. Does anyone get those commercials with former fitness queen James Basedow who now has some $10 budget Facebook show calle "JB's Fantastic Finds?" [quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. "Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." The Burger King commercial with the guy whispering ASMR style about buy one get a second for a dollar. He looks ridiculous yelling at the screen ITS FREE. I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. May he just needs to open them. In 2015, the family moved from Atlanta to Los Angeles to pursue opportunities in the acting industry for his older siblings, while Gavin, just starting kindergarten, was fighting to overcome many of the physical limitations caused by his cerebral palsy and adapting to new physical therapists and school life. She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says. Thats a scam R226. I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense. But wait! Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. They brought back the flight attendants. But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. Cerebral palsy (CP) is caused by abnormal development of the brain or damage to the developing brain that affects a childs ability to control his or her muscles. I realize it's not National, but I wouldn't mind seeing the black and white Winn-Dixie "twins" die in a common grease fire! The Geico gecko needs to be done. All of the teflon pan commercials. The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. and our Stash: I dont gotta be scared no mo. Its like theyre egging people on at this point. Or, just Kevin Hart. Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. I think he's Australian, R121. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial. And then there are all those women taking shits Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias for women whose children simply fell out of them. Ive got bills Ive got to pay. They just one upped themselves on this one in terms of oddity. Any commercial with Kate McKinnon or Dan Levy. Yes, R69, ALL the prescription drug commercials! sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. She needs to drink more boost. R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation. Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. They have a woman who says someone bought a $50k car and drove it off the lot, using her info, and THEN LifeLock stepped in. And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. No information which song is used in the Colgate TV commercial ad Be the Reason Nurse. There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. [quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial. How does someone change their appearance so radically? I can imagine the smarmy ad agency asshole who came up with the lyric: "If it burns when you pee", [quote] This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, "If it burns when you pee", Bad timing for Dish Network. Colgate Oral Care Center. I want to hit them with a snow shovel! Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER! I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads. First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. Keep your cool with fresh breath toothpastes and toothbrushes that give you the confidence to connect. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that. Does Elton really need the money?! Also, I agree with the poster above about Shaquille. But dont advertise something just to cater to your beloved preferred demographic when everyone is scratching their heads wondering what they hell theyre talking about. The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. Wonder if Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ever imagined their music being in TV ads, then again, they didn't compose that song, still, theirs is the most recognizable version. WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? Duh. Its a myth circulating on the internet referring to different products : cosmetics, toothpaste tubes, etc. The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. If you continue to use this site we will assume that you are happy with it. Bell replaces actress Brooke Shields in this role, who had been the brand ambassador . Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? The super creepy commercial for some erection product, it features a real life father and son, they've created the product. Dedicated to Improving the Lives of Blind and Visually Impaired People. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. Instant mute. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! I surmise the replies are from those who do not watch live TV. Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. May he just needs to open them. Otherwise the world may never know the moral bankruptcy it's suffering by not knowing of all the Korean/queer owned coffee producers it hasn't been financially patronizing. As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. Nope. Colgate-Palmolive Company, American diversified company that manufactures and distributes household and commercial cleaning products, dental and other personal-care products, and pet foods in the United States and in more than 200 other countries and territories worldwide. Or is the mom just telling the kid the Fred Sanford juice is actually a form of milk?. WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. What is the rating for the movie Old School? [quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. Thank God for Target! Other than not showing the St. Jude cancer kid commercials they take the cake when it comes to worst commercials of this Covid era including plugging the stuff for other channels theyre forced to advertise. The Snuggle teddy bear and the woman dancing.they look like they're having seizures. [quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. She is an actress that screams, DO NOT BELIEVE ME! That women's pad commercial where a woman in white leaps over a camera and appears to have dropped a clot in her pants. Never liked Progressive- Flow, and although hes an enjoyable and excellent award winning actor, J K Simmons, needs to cut the crap with those State Farm commercials. Who the fuck knows and why are they cooking dinner and not a nice big breakfast. Another is the LifeLock ad. I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". Call me Mary - you know the aspca commercials about the poor freezing animals? I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want. R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? His 'business bag' was on his back. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. Both men come across as very smarmy. Much like his on-screen character, Gavin has cerebral palsy, a lifelong condition that impacts movement and coordination skills. What about the new Medicare benefits shit with Jimmy Walker? The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing! Is he the grown up Josh from the fucking grandparents in wrinkled clothing? New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. For more information, please see our The only commercial TV I watch is the Wheel of Fortune - Jeopardy hour. Yes cause we all know how he preaches tolerance amongst the Native Americans, the Syrians, the Jewish community, the Asians, lgbt community oh wait. Dis bish doesn't have anything else to do but shill for this game? The latest JB Smoove Caesar's commercial is insipid. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. Dear colgate, Its 8am here in Oregon. The child is slow to reach milestones such as rolling over, sitting, crawling, and walking. For example, you may say My Toothpaste Brings a Smile You Cant Outshine. Use words referring to whiteness and brightness and good taste, and if possible, tie it into the name of your toothpaste product. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. The Trinet payroll commercial with the morbidly obese valley talking girl going on about her bling while the sad black girl who didn't get a bonus just sits there and listens to her. R63 so many to choose from: She's annoying in the phone commercial and SUPER annoying in the chip commercials with Dan Levy. Happy girls putting ther hair in ponytails and shopping for sleeveless dresses because they LOVE THEIR PSORIASIS MED! is used for some teeth whitening product. Can a man with cerebral palsy have a baby? I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks , [quote]I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks . And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for youDEAR!!". And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it. The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son. Ill be right over! All Rakuten commercials but particularly this one. [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. One of the two women in the commercial says something like "Infused with two things - like a karate door!" Harmful and annoying. The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization. The Spectrum cable monster ads are back. Get Aidy Bryant off those horrid Gap spots. I hate that treacly Kohl's commercial where Grandpa puts on an earsplitting recording of "From Me to You" so the kid can waltz around with grandma for a few minutes. when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself. WTF? Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "bruncha manicurea nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! That fucking commercial gets aired every 10 minutes it seems. The begging for peoples hard earned money is usually always around the Winter holidays. The Downey commerical where the parents are in the laundry room and the kids are upstairs raising hell. I thought this was a tv commercials thread circa 2022? The ad where a woman in white stretch pants jumps over a camera showing what looks to be her crapped her pants or threw a crotch clot, for a TV instant, is disgusting. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. The fucking NetSpend ad. that payments need to be kept up on. Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. They each yell at the other without irony. Youre thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. #316 - I agree with you about Khloe K - she looks like she must have intense self esteem issues to put her face and body through that much surgery. Agreed, R282. Colgate Boy on School Bus Smile Commercial by Vincent Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying. She must be a millionaire. The Boxed commercial with the hot ginger dad is watchable if it is muted. The Hormel Chili commercials are quite funny. What are 3 early signs of cerebral palsy? Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. I already hate the Mike Myers spot and I've only seen the shitty thing once. The commercial is just plain weird. This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. UGH, I HATE that ad, I want to strangle that woman, what an awful speaking voice. Maybe because 75% of people under forty talk exactly like this it was a great choice? Who the fuck is coming up with this shit? Those with the longest life expectancies usually have more mobility, better medical care and adaptive equipment and greater autonomy and independence. R310 - I was watching football yesterday afternoon when that hideous ad came on and I yelled out loud - as bad as the Princess Diana guy! Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. James Cordon for WW. The film industry was shut down for over a year. Is it supposed to be funny? Get innovative, whole mouth care with Colgate 360 battery and manual toothbrushes. It really pisses me off. Readers Digest Partners for Sight Foundation is committed to maintaining compliance to the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.0 Level AA standard for digital accessibility. Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath??? That's what I pay attention to. The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. Online datingI wanted to get back into dating but didnt know where to start? Like its tennis or something. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues youre gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen? Abnormal muscle tone. The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. You've never been in my fucking daydream. Medicare annual open enrollment with MARTHA is the absolute worst TV commercial I have ever seen. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. I have to either mute it or change the channel because it's so lame. If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Thats it. And a Western Omelette! Those women seem like idiots or space cadets. Colgate Kids. The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable. What sitcoms and canned dramas are you frumpy queens staring at? With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. Incredibly toxic corporate culture. The other ad is for an eyeglass place - Sharon is show standing in front of a rack of glasses and is trying on frames to choose. I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. Cheap LGBT laughs for James' major embarrassing moment. Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. But let us be grateful that the horrible "real people, not actors" Chevrolet ads seem to be gone (hope I'm not jinxing it here). I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. WTF? so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site Callcott died of cancer in Noosa, Queensland on 10 May 2013, aged 66. All Medicare open enrollment commercials are extremely annoying. Patients receive at least 20% off* and you earn 10% of sales. R86, I came here to post the same thing. I hate that commercial with a passion. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. Theres no hidden meaning, the squares are called eye marks and are used as a visual cue for the machinery to indicate where to cut the material. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" Ripple makes milk now? Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. La-Z-Boy named actress Kristen Bell as its new brand ambassador, according to a press release shared with Marketing Dive. Its like lets treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy. The stupid announcer and all those actors repeating what he just said. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath. The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!". why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent. Seat Geek with the talking and moving rear end of people. In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring real people talking about getting the shot. I just think it's an odd ad campaign, especially coming from a company with such a bad reputation for labor relations -- isn't a certain portion of the audience bound to scoff? Awful. It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". How long do people live with cerebral palsy? Twelve??? The FB commercial with the scrawny guy who says his girlfriend dumped him for a Pisces or whatever zodiac sign. Call today to see if you're entitled to your MAH-NAY!". Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. =Differens pimple-popping ad is utterly disgusting. Are these all regional commercials? How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me. The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial. Young woman, her face drenched with tears says "My auntie called me, she said 'uncle's had a heart attack.' Hang in there. Argh - it is November 2 and already that incredibly UN -funny older woman who is bursting into Ross with 2 shopping carts and is gleefully filling them to the brim with fabulous gifts from Ross. Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? Just beyond wrong! I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. R200, Id rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. Try to incorporate a smile and some kind of effective catch phrase or gimmick. I worked in advertising 30 years. Have questions about your smile? Love seeing Larry David in his commercial, but what the hell is the product? They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal. UGH. Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! Did the sweat shop kids threaten to go to the authorities with his endorsements being the final straw? When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. YES. Many of the ads are local - enough of the damned ambulance chaser already! Gavin McHugh, the youngest of five kids, was adopted from Riga, Latvia, at age two and a half. I hate loud/yelling commercials. Makes me feel like if I boarded that ship, I'd be murdered mid-cruise. Some of the ad agencies did get something right, their ads featuring mixed race couples, both gay and straight people, sure must be infuriating the ReThugs. This time, they're hanging in a karaoke bar. 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