Police have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. O'Malley: Three? SUBTITULOS ESPAOL I'll get flat feet. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Edgar! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughs]Oh, Georges! Move! Abigail: Silly you! Mark Elliott: Introducing Pixar and "Disney's Animated Storybook: Toy Story" on CD-ROM. [Laughing]. It relates the story of a family trying to Uh-oh. Well, come along, darlings. Because no one is gonna book this show! Roquefort: [Yawns]So, that'sCreme de la cremeala Edgar. Toulouse: Yeah. He's got nine lives. Sir? Frogs: [singing] There's so much to say, but we have all day. He says, "What do you do?" Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon! You ready? [offscreen]I've learned to live with 'em. Duchess: Marie! Genie: [sings] They're eventually getting married! Mark Elliott: "Toy Story", the newest Disney sensation on video. And beyond! Napoleon: 'Cause I outrank you,that's why. And your music is so--so different,so exciting. [Quasimodo splashes water on his face as the screen brightens]. O'Malley: "Swingers." Brian Cummings: Plus singing and swinging with the frogs. O'Malley: Duchess. Duchess:[offscreen]And, wham, when weneeded you, you were right there. The 2005 film The Aristocrats documented the history of the joke, which was so filthy that comedians traditionally told it backstage at clubs rather than in the spotlight. [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[Humming]. Berlioz: I'll bet it's morethan a thousand. In its most-basic form, a family goes to see a talent agent, performs their actwhich is comprised of disgusting depravityand once they finish, This little guy's on the level. Last oneup the stairs is a nincompoop. And that was my vacation. Disney classic animated feature aristocats script (version 1.0) disclaimer: Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces? I-l mean, eat--Eat well, of course. The Aristocrats. I do believeyou've been drinking. (Laughter) That joke's been "around." You have But I was so surethat I heard them. [We cut to a pencil animation test of Genie turning into a construction worker]. More details are available in the progress report. Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. Roquefort: [Sputtering,Spitting]Why that [Spits]sneaky, crooked [Spits],no good [Spits] butler! That is not kind of you. Why, your eyes are like sapphires,sparkling so bright. The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, our family has an amazing act. We're on holiday. Roquefort: Must keep still. There are descriptions of foreskin and Popeye-like forearms. Duchess: Aristocrats do not practicebiting and clawingand things like that--it's just horrible! The 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time A few seconds later, Hugo comes to life, spitting a bird's nest out of its mouth]. Oh, perish the thought. Duchess: Oh, no! [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, silent clips of "Aladdin" and "Aladdin 2" are shown]. Duchess:[ Sighing ]I don't know what to say. Alright? Andy's birthday festival's been movedto today. Choo-choo-choo,choo-choo. Web. I havea cracker with me. Edgar Balthazar: [Shoes Squeaking] If I were those mongrels, where would I find my stuff? Hop aboard the motorcycle. Quick, kittens! [offscreen]Gethim, get him, get him, get him! Mark Elliott: The story of one extraordinary human being. Duchess:[offscreen]His name is O'Malley. But it is notquite Shakespeare. Well if a guy is fist f***ing his daughter, who's young, and her a**hole is pretty small, and this is a grown man with a big hand. So they're all f***ing each other right. Sleep well. And we were all ridingand bouncing along--. Oh, I meanyour pad. Billy Bunny: [sings] That is what we really do so, yow! Marie:Mama! I almost fell. [Screen fades to black and the movie starts], Singer: Which pets' addressis the finest in Paris? Then, presto! I'm outta here! It doesn't matter if they're boys or girls they're gonna be used anyway Bob Saget: - as nothing more than a hole. Startmentioning name, rodent. Phenomenal. Ahh! I'll decide what it was. Edgar Balthazar:[offscreen]Now, my little pesky pets. Double delicious! What a classyneighborhood. We meanfar more to her than that. Now [Silent clips of "Aladdin 3" are shown, starting with Aladdin riding Magic Carpet, and Genie flying next to him as they enter Agrabah] Walt Disney Pictures invites you to a celebration. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies. I think it's wrong I've done a lot of PSA's do NOT f*** your family. Send us a tip using our anonymous form. Kittens! Why, oh why, is he allowing this to happen?, Editors picks Napoleon:Wait a minute. On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. That'll be turning it on. Mark Elliott: With the click of the mouse, you bring the story to life! Everythingyou possess? It doesn't matter what it's called! Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. The projectile sh*t is just flying out of him it's going all over the room it's like spin art. All aboard for Paris! Roquefort:[ Panting ] Mr.O'Malley, I've heard your name. Carrie Fisher: My mother was a golden shower queen. Andy Richter: The brother comes out. (2x) But I think we shouldget on with the will. That guy's dynamite. The Aristocats! What made them think that this this was entertaining? Hugh hefner, gilbert gottfried and the filthiest joke ever toldfrom 2005 the documentary 'the aristocrats' directed by paul provenza, penn jillette. The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. In the middle part of the joke, the family's act is described in obscene detail; it involves increasingly offensive and disgusting acts. You take this position. He eats stuff off her face. A man goes into a bar and says to the owner. Amelia: Oh! Scram! Toulouse: Gee, Marie, why'd youhave to fall off the bridge? Not one single clue at all. A family walks in to a talent. You know. And since it is a kids joke, i highly doubt it is a nonsensical joke (e.g. One joke prevails over all others, however: The Aristocrats, a joke comedians keep back to tell each other (or themselves, as a warm-up act). They get the- towait. IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." Georges Hautecourt: [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[ Humming ]Oh. But I don't remember what was so "bad." Roquefort:[ Muttering ]Why did I listen to that O'Malley cat!? Champagne,dancing the night away. Napoleon: It's squeaky shoesapproachin', man. Beautiful. [offscreen] Now stop beatin'your gums and sound the attack! If I picked a day to fly, oh, this would be it. Whoo-whoo! 2023. Heel, roll over, play dead! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Thank you, Edgar. It probes the darkest, sickest places of the But then the mother goes, "Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you'll like our act." They'll be gone. [Grunting]Lafayette. [offscreen]Any womanwould like it. In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. The Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. I got a million of 'em. Duchess Oh, how nice. O'Malley! Oh, thank goodness. "Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar" took you beyond imagination. Aristocats are never found inalley ways or hanging around. Oh, l, I mean,even little Marie. How are you doing that? Mangy tramps! [ Laughing ]That always makes melaugh, sir. Don't get sore at me! Roquefort: Mm. Duchess: Now, now, darlings. Brian Cummings: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". Someday, we might meeta tough alley cat. Peppo:Oh, we didn't mean-a to,to rough a-you, squeaky! Duchess: Oh! The percussionist - I love that word, "percussionist" - is going to put his triangle, put it in front of my triangle, and "Clang-a-Lang-a-Lang Went the Trolley," just the way Momma sang it, and then, I'm gonna take the banger to the triangle and cling-a-lang it until my clitoris swells up into a large Macy's Day Parade balloon, and I'm gonna take it and stretch it out and I'm going to wrap it around the microphone cord and fling it over my shoulder the way Mommy used to do. Georges Hautecourt: Will, eh? All: Everybody, everybody Everybody wantsto be a cat (2x), Frou Frou:Everybody (2x) Everybody wants to be a cat[ Giggling ], Uncle Waldo: EverybodyWhoopee! Georges Hautecourt: Adelaide, my, my dear. Edgar Balthazar:You came back? O'Malley: [sighs] Duchess, there's something I need to ask you. Duchess: Perhaps! Something horrible's happening! [Chuckling] Now this calls for another cracker. And poor Madamedidn't sleep a wink either. And then he followed it by singing some holiday songs., When one of the films directors (Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza) ask him if he has any parting words, Gottfried says, I just want to end by saying education and family values are very important.. I'm frightfully sorry, sir! I-l mean-- Well,I don't mean to interrupt. "I just want to end by saying education and family values are very important," the comedian said. Amelia: Now listen to this, I am Amelia Gabble,and this is my sister--. Mussolini. WebComedians don't tell jokes. Wait for me! Doug stanhope's variation of the aristocrats joke. [Screen fades from black, revealing the Jim Henson Video logo]. [Everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood cheers for Pooh while they sit around a table] Carefully restored to it's original brilliance. Thomas is, a dear friend of ours. [Laughing]I've some news straightfrom the horse's mouth,if you'll pardonthe expression, of course. Hold on, Kyle. Oh! Berlioz: [Yelps, Needle Scratching,Music Slows]. Buzz Lightyear: Hey! Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]That bird cage? Edgar Balthazar:Coming, Madame! Amelia: Sir. [Screen fades from black, showing some of the locations from the film]. Georges Hautecourt: Wha--? Mm, ooh, oh, heh. [offscreen]Ah. I've made the headlines." Hole in the left sole,it sounds like. Duchess: Oh, I'll be so gladwhen we get back home. Oh! ' This is a family who are raping their own children and performing bestiality. Now, Marie's the caboose. Marie: It's creme de la cremea la Edgar. I just thought of that and that's unbelievable. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Ow! Napoleon: And whoever it isis gonna get it and get it good. Come on! [offscreen]His eyes are too close together. Billy Boss: So? Amelia: Uncle Waldo. Duchess: [Laughing]Bravo! Mother's going towork for Mr. O'Malley. Thief #2: [singing] Pull up an easy chair! Duchess: Over here, darling. Suchan exciting day. Fine. Duchess: Oh, no, no, no. Hamm: Hey, heads up, everybody. [onscreen]The baggage truck willbe here any moment now. See what happens to Hitler's dick. Scat Cat:Come on, cats! Hugo: [Spits the straw and feathers out of its mouth] Man! How could I forget him? If we're going to Paris ourselves, why don't youjoin us? Mama, I'm afraid! Okay. Wendy Liebman: It's a family, the Cavanaugh's - Ann and William. They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. Charge! Toulouse: But you know what? I mean, oh, each cat will liveabout 12 years. Here we go. It's just, "Here we go, "folks. [Smacking Lips]Delicious! Revisit bob sagets take on the aristrocrats, one of the filthiest jokes. Naturellement! Ooh! Amelia: Yes, that's a question. Roquefort:Oh, boy! I've got to getthose things back tonight. Edgar Balthazar: Could we take the elevatorthis time, sir? Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! Duchess: Thomas, Madamewill be so worried. Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats? The entire joke was a lampoon of the wealthy elite. Subscribe for more terrible shit! Duchess:Oh, thank you so muchfor offering us your home. He rips off his wife's bra. Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. Gilbert Gottfried: He could have an arm like Popeye, Carrot Top: So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. [onscreen]Down underneath here. Napoleon:[offscreen]Hush your mouth. [Screaming]Yeow! Abigail: We are to meet himat Le Petit Cafe. Here, kitty, kitty,kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! The details of the joke change with every telling (and Toulouse:[offscreen]I told ya it was Edgar. Toulouse:Yeah. [ Grunting ] Okay, Laffy, you're right, it's the end. "Stuffed with chestnuts"? Huh. That's pure O'Malley, baby. Then he rips off her underwear and he takes some of her pubes with it. O'Malley: Keep your head up, Marie! Big Man O'Malleyis back in his alley. Just hearing out loud descriptions of giddy sh*t-covered incest. A slip of the handand it's off to dreamland. Duchess: Now, now, darlings. Marie: Oh noI wouldn'ttake up much room. Cats:Everybody, everybodyEverybody wantsto be a cat, Berlioz: [ Sighing ]Everybody wantsto be a cat, Marie: Because a cat'sthe only catWho knowswhere it's at. O'Malley:Okay. "Slip of the hand, dreamland.". [sings] A guy so swell. Clopin: Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower lives the mysterious bell ringer. Scratch one butler. Amelia: What beautiful countryside,Abigail. The work of a genius. Huh? We need a man around the house. Which pets know bestall the gentle social graces? He could be a longshoreman. Berlioz: Oh, boy! "The Aristocrats Quotes." And this time, ha,you'll never come back. I'm the only cat of my kind. O'Malley: Well, uh, you seeI-l'm not exactlyher husband. [Singing]I'm kingof the highwayPrince ofthe boulevard, Duke ofthe avant-gardeThe worldis my backyardSo if you'regoin' my wayThat's the roadyou wanna seekCalcutta to Romeor home, sweet homeIn Parismagnifique, you all. ', Earlier in the clip, Gottfried joked that he first heard the joke told by wholesome Fifties crooner Pat Boone. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! O'Malley:Maybe just a short, sweetgoodbye would be easiest. Please? Duchess: Oh, I'm so sorry, but,well, we just couldn't. The film was created by Penn Jillette with Paul Provenza and was released in 2005. [ Singing ]Everybody wantsto be a catBecause a cat's the only catwho knows where it's at, O'Malley [ Spoken ] Tell me about it! Marie: Goody. Duchess: Why, Mr. O'Malley,you are amazing! It's showtime! Scat Cat:Mousy, you just struck out. Lafayette: [offscreen;chuckling]This time, I get the tender part. Roquefort: Well, yes. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Steady, girl. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet. Toulouse: Is there anything we can do tohelp you,Mr. O'Malley, huh? Tinkerbell flies in and changes the scenes to the Disney Interactive logo as she flies off]. It probes the darkest, sickest places of the comedian. Now, now, my darlings. O'Malley jumps into the trunk]. Have you seen Gallagher? Georges Hautecourt:[Chuckles] Of course. Here we go. It falls over, shrieking. Victor: Well, that's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open. He tries to shut it, but the alley cats attack]. O'Malley: No trouble at all,little princess. Toulouse: Hey, guys. Duchess:Because of our owner. [Huffing]. Edgar was in it. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, uh-- May Igive you a hand, sir? Your father is trapped within their world. Quasimodo: Good morning. Ready, everyone? O'Malley: No, no, no, baby. [Hugo keeps spitting as Victor now comes to life]. Duchess: Oh, Thomas! The 100 Best Albums of 2022, But thats a whole other story, he deadpanned. But it's really nice to have introductions. [ Grunting ]Go away! Frou-Frou: Oh, Roquefort, I've beenso worried about you. This clip was included in a documentary about the joke, also called The Aristocrats, which featured various actors Mark Elliott: It's Disney's award-winning, completely computer-animated smash hit. But he had a bed in it, like a couch that he called "Uncle Joe's Bed for Little People", because a couch is like a bed for little people, y'know Joe Franklin raped me. Woody: [Walks to an alien and picks it up] Hello. Abigail: Oh, how horribly nice! This kitten cat knows where it's at! Mark Elliott: And take part in the wedding of the century. Gottfried told the joke to recover after losing the crowd and eliciting booing and hissing with a joke about the 9/11 terrorist attacks, which had occurred just 18 days prior. Maybe you fellon your head. I mean and waiting waiting for the death penalty! And then my daughter comes on stage. WebThe Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Duchess? Toulouse: I'm a tough alley cat too. Uh, Iwassent here for help by a cat. The family jumps. O'Malley: Oh, thank you. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. Duchess:Berlioz, come back here. I just want to say now if any of you people who are watching this: if you're having sex with your family I don't condone it. You never miss. [ Laughing ], Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, man,but it's. Here I come! Berlioz: Hey, do you really havea magic carpet, Monsieur O'Malleysir? Duchess:Oh, darling, if,if only I could. Elizabeth blair explores the dark world of comedy. Abigail: He takes to waterlike a fish, doesn't he? Hugo: Way to go, lover boy! It's a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. with the starsas our guide. Lafayette:This sure beats runnin', Napoleon. Uncle Waldo: Dreadful! Napoleon: Mm-mm. Have some. Where are you? Doug Stanhope: So it's finally just a whole prolapsed rectum. I'll bet you're a real tigerin your neighborhood. As with any other aristocrats video, this one also contains incredibly nasty profanity. A little lowerand faster there, buddy. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The husband, he plays chess with Timmy - and then the maid comes in with strawberries and whipped cream, and they all eat a nice dessert. He's nothing but a cad. But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" Buzz Lightyear: [Closes his wrist communicator] This is no time to panic. Mark Elliott: "Aladdin 3" features five brand-new songs and reunites all your favorite characters from "Aladdin". You're justher house pets. Wendy Liebman: The Cocksucking Motherf***ers. Clickety-clickety-clickety. Come along for rapping and roaring with some furry bears. He hit me on the head. The acts described involve incest, pedophilia, sodomy, coprophilia, coprophagia, and impressions of the victims of 9/11. Naturellement! He tears himself free and forces the door open and falls over backwards. Frou-Frou: I know. We have guys f***ing and sucking, blowing armadillos, diddling like an 11-year old cheerleader. Let's be nice to our new friends. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Mark Elliott: Lead Aladdin into his biggest adventure ever. Berlioz:[offscreen]He's sure glad to see us. Why, you'll, you'll wake upthe whole neighborhood! Abigail: And you, dear,you take this place. Scat Cat: Likewise, Duchess. That's better. Darling, why, that--Why, that's ridiculous. And the agent says, "Well, what do you call them?" Oh, and, Edgar, I'm expectingmy attorney, Georges Hautecourt. We can bring in people from the past, because we can do that now you know they got those commercials with Humphrey Bogart and all that other bullshit. Prev WebThe aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Georges Hautecourt: Am I going too fast for you, Edgar? [Then we see the torn and tattered Quasimodo close the cathedral doors, transitioning to the Feast of Fools]. We're gonnafly after all! When they're seen upon an airing. Genie Chorus: [singing] There's a festival in Agrabah! Abigail:We're not chickens. It wasn't a dream, was it? It's awful and some blood starts dripping down her leg. Lewis Black: That's, that's actually, a really great idea to pitch to a network. Frou-Frou: [ Chuckles ]You're quite welcome, young man. Say "cheese. These pesky pets of mine will never come back. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing] Oh, Berlioz. Girl: And then the raccoons ate our food and they all had poison ivy. The real joke is, it's not a Why? The more,the merrier. So the talent agent says, "All right, you've got two minutes." Brian Cummings: Coming this summer, join Kermit and his new friend Billy Bunny in their very first Muppet sing-along video: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". I'll saywhen it's the end. Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? Amelia: And don't worry about form, sir. Struck by lightning. Oh, that must be him! [offscreen]Duchess and the kittensare in trouble! Oh, what a horrible,horrible human! Edgar Balthazar:You're going to[offscreen]Timbuktu[onscreen]if it'sthe last thing I do! It received publicity when it was used by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner in September 2001. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_144090, https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_quotes_144090. But right now it's time we concerned ourselveswith self-improvement. Roquefort: Ahem! Two cats throw a harness from the hay loft, encircling him. You know. [chuckling] Just like you say, Thomas. Let's rock the joint! Mac:[offscreen]Yup, and she goesall the way to Timbuktu. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Oh, Edgar, they're back! Toulouse,Marie, where are you? Toulouse: I'll bet we walkeda hundred miles. I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House". And aristocatic flair in whatthey do and what they say. Come on. Mark Elliott: The third and final chapter of the emotional trilogy. They're back! The aristocrats is a terminal movie. [7] It was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name by Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette. Whew! Very good. I lie on a chaise lounge, naked, reading sonnets from Shakespeare, and my third sister, she makes a painting very similar to Decroix's 'The Girl'." [offscreen]Berlioz, here we are. It's creme de la cremeala Edgar. Uncle Waldo: [Laughter]Now, now, now, now. 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